Apparently this is National Vegetarian week – who knew? This verse seemed appropriate…
Eating bacon isn’t wise,
Salt will make your pressure rise,
Eggs will clog your arteries,
Sugar causes cavities,
Stay away from those preserves,
Coffee jangles up your nerves,
Mercury has spoiled fish,
Cereals – a hopeless dish,
Ice cream only slows you down,
White bread’s been replaced by brown,
Junk food leaves you feeling weak,
Tuna’s future’s looking bleak,
Hot dog’s stuffed with bits of dirt,
Cyclamates can spoil dessert,
Chemicals have ruined meat,
Now there’s nothing left to eat.
Forget nutrition you’ve been taught,
Try to live on “Food for thought.”
I overslept this morning, jumped out off bed and then felt light headed. Not a good start to the day. Winnie the Pooh has the right idea…
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.